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"f*ck, Blitzø!" Loona groaned in frustration "Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"

"Because, I adopted you!" he replied "And that should mean something!"

"Oh, what does it matter?!" She snapped "You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"

"It still counts!" He countered

"Well, it shouldn't!" looking at him "I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!" crossing her arms over her chest, turning her back to him ". . Uh . . Blitzø, I'm --" turning back around

"Enjoy your break, Loonie." turning away from her "I'm gonna go kill something!" walking away

"Ugh . ." She groaned

"Damn, girl." Vortex commented "That was savage." placing a comforting hand on her shoulder "You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." she blushed "He'll get over it. He always does."

"I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least." chuckling lightly "Mmm! Takes guts."

"Thanks." she smiled

Millie ran up behind a barrel of beer, hiding behind one in order to prevent herself from being seen by humans, but she backed away when the barrel began to wobble. She lifted the lid, the barrel tipping over, beer spilling out and bringing Moxxie along with it, a burp emitting from him,

"Moxxie!" She exclaimed

"Millie!" He smiled, looking up at her "hi! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em." reaching up while making smooching noises

She lifted the drunken Moxxie, just as the fish monster emerged from the ocean, the humans and the succubi saw the monster as well, which also crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. This caused the humans to scream and run away at the sight, Blitzø looking up at the monster as he finishes choking another man, a roar emitting from the beast.

"That is so not good." Ebony commented, coming up next to her mate

"Ooooh!" Moxxie said, looking at the monster "Fish."

The monster wrapped its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth. In response, Millie spots a spring breaker with a bottle of liquor, running up to him and killing him in an instant with her knife, grabbing the white towel from around his neck. The fabric ripped with ease, placing part of it into the neck of the bottle before lighting it on fire, throwing it to the monster, which caused it to shatter on impact. A small wave of fire caused the beast to lose its balance, falling down into the water, which made the deep end seem like the shallows, Ebony running up to Millie,

"Can you throw me?" the Imp asked, looking up at her

Ebony looked toward her, a smirk forming on her lips, giving her a small nod. She grabbed Millie's arm, easily lifting her up and over her head, placing her hands on her waist and throwing her toward the fish monster that pushed itself up. Backing up a few steps, she gave herself a running start before jumping up, landing next to Millie as a black and red scythe formed from the shadows, materializing as Ebony's hand wrapped around the shaft.

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The weapon was three inches taller than her, making it an even six feet, acquiring it when she turned sixteen, something that happened with every demon of her kind, but of course everyone had a different weapon. Ebony lodged the blade in between the monster's teeth, prying it's mouth open, which allowed Millie to reach inside to Moxxie, who was punching the monster's uvula. Moxxie reached toward his wife's outstretched hand, giving her a high-five in his drunken state, only to have Millie's hand wrap around his wrist, Ebony's scythe slicing through its tongue, freeing Moxxie and sending him flying back toward the beach. He landed in Blitzø's arms just as the women began to fight off the monster,

"I love that woman." Moxxie said, his tail making a heart shape

"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" Blitzø smirked

Millie leaped into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster, Ebony jumped up, scythe raised above her head as she landed, making her blade land in the monsters gut as she slid down, creating a gaping hole as Millie sliced her way out from the inside. The two were slightly breathless as they made their way back to the shore, the scythe dematerializing back into the shadows,

"Ohh, yeah, way to show off, you two!" Blitzø smiled

"Is Mox okay?" Millie asked

"Oh, yeah. He's fine." He replied, dropping him to the floor

Millie hurried to her husband, holding him in her arms as Moxxie grinned with a doped expression,

"This is funny." His words slurred "I'm sooooo . . drink."

"Okay, this is too wholesome for my liking." Blitzø muttered as Millie held Moxxie with a laugh ". . Are you okay?" looking at his mate

"That was fun." Ebony smiled

"Blitz-o." Verosika spoke up

"Oh, perfect." turning toward her and the other succubi "That must be the whor*s!"

"That was handled rather . . obvious, don't you think?" her arms crossed

"Yeah, but I don't think this belonged to any of us." Ebony replied, holding up the Beelzejuice flask, tossing it to her, causing her to catch it and drop-pass it to Milky

"Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world." Millie added with an innocent smile

"Oh, Satan!" Moxxie laughed "You're gonna be so . . f*cked!"

"Yeah, well . . you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in sh*t for not being in disguises!" Verosika shot back as Moxxie faceplanted into the sand

"A human called me a possum." looking up at her "I am not a -- " faceplants again "-- possum!"

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space." Blitzø smiled

" . . Fine." Verosika replied, irritation in her voice

"We f*ckin' won!" He yelled

"f*ck yeah!" Millie smiled

"In your f*cking faces!" Ebony added, flipping all of them off

"Come on." Verosika scoffed "let's get out of here. Tex!"

"Well . . guess it's time to bounce." Vortex said, cutting the conversation short with Loona "But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime."

"Really?" She smiled "I mean, heh . . yeah. Yeah."

"Yeah!" He added "My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties."

"Nice." now dejected "Can't wait for my first one."

"Let's get you some friends, girl." He chuckled, giving her a playful punch before following Verosika

Loona looked downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitzø as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.

"Come on, Loonie-toon!" Ebony called out

"Let's go back and park our fat f*ckin' car in our fat f*ckin' space!" Blitzø added, lifting his mate in his arms

The I.M.P. go through the portal, loona walking over to them and falling backwards into it, but Blitzø jumped up and mockingly flipped the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.

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